captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

this detective pikachu stuff just made me realize that the clock is ticking on a live action undertale movie and it is absolutely going to look exactly like detective pikachu. all of the weirdly hairy cgi monsters. scarily realistic goat toriel. scarily realistic skeleton papyrus and sans. mettaton but with Transformers movie levels of moving parts and detail. it’s going to happen. 

sans shows up at the last second and helps frisk defeat asgore because they’re going to want the pacifist run but execs will also want sans doing cool shit the whole time. sans will be voiced by ryan reynolds and he’ll look at the camera and he’ll say “bet you weren’t expecting me again, were you?” but only in the trailer 

i already said sans was ryan reynolds. danny devito is asgore. 

the studio will go on about the movie having “lots of gay representation” and this will translate to a half-second of ice wolf holding hands with the snowman in the end scene. alphys will be re-written to be more attracted to asgore than anyone else. undyne never gets out of her armor until the end and the fact that she’s a hot cartoon fish babe will be treated like some kind of plot twist. 

i dont even know why i bother when you all are so much better at this than i am 

raeucherweibchen:

6i:

you only feel lonely because you want something.

stop wanting. you are whole. detach yourself from the feeling of need. you are enough.

you only feel lonely bc humans evolved as a social species and were never meant to live in social isolation, slaving away day in day out with minimal contact to other people, that is very superficial at best not a single hint of intimacy, like it is the norm now lmfao no one can overwrite that by “detaching”, quite the contrary, detachment is a sign of depression CAUSED by severe social deprivation

I hate tumblr hot takes like that. our society is broken and anti-social and it’s making us SICK. normalizing this and pretending like it’s your personal failure that you can’t deal with something you were never meant to able to deal with bc we didn’t evolve to be alone is absolutely counter productive

perissologist:

unorthodoxchronicles:

little-sister-shotgun:

savethematches:

tumblr dont sleep on letterkenny

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama it’s both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible

random-cluster–missile:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

heres one of those Aesthetic “Japanese Convenience Store At Night” pics

i bet if u wanted to, u could find like 5 other pics that look EXACTLY like this one

This is somehow more frightening than if he were in the distance

(Source: paper-mario-wiki)

zaregax:

Back when Akinator was kinda new he could guess every character pretty easily.

Now it’s like, the first 15 questions are “is he a creepy pasta? Ok he’s not a YouTuber right? Not a poketuber? Is he or she associated with Minecraft in any way? Is this a video game character? Ok but not a fnaf character right? What about a fnaf character from the extended lore? Ok fuck uhhh is it this character from horizon zero Dawn? No? Ok fuck it then

(Source: zaergax)

gunzomi:

braveadrien:

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

meruz:

neji’s heel face turn personality change after losing to naruto mustve been so jarring for these two LMAO

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

oystersaintforme:

shuricallme:

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

(Source: sunnycallme)

(Source: catchymemes)

klapollo:

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

nickhelmer:

sindri42:

tilthat:

TIL that men who perform poorly at video games are more likely to make sexist comments about female gamers than successful male gamers.

via ift.tt

Only fake gamers are misogynistic real gamers are busy playing games

So you’re telling me the way to end sexism is really this simple?

benepla:

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

gryblogs:

wooden-toaster:

My second Deathshead emerged and she’s very angry

(Source: wooden-toaster)