A compilation of Tumblr’s hilarious posts to lighten up your day. ENJOY!
I TOTALY ENJOYED IT, CHOCOLATE
what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences
- the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
- the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
- the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
- the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!
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50% of the time, it works all the time.
Wait, what’s the area code?
Imagine a mage Inquisitor being forced into tranquility. As they get closer to a rip in the Veil, they revert back to their old selves. Much like Karl did in Dragon Age 2.
Then the Inquisitor begins to hate closing the rips. They choke back their tears as they have…
Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.
While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”
The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.
they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore